The Viktar Rap:

What's up yo homie
Can someone please show me
The way to Gungan City
Where I'm showered with pity
Because I can't drive my car
And I walk like Jar Jar
I tried to ask Shoaib
But he didn't know
He said I should go
To the place down below
With mad water flow
Without a dirty crow
You won't see a foe
Not even a hoe
The crib seems to grow
By your amputated bro
Yo your sisters a cow
Yo she's yelling now
And your mom's got a headache
Well are you going to take
Some cotton for your ears
While your dad is drinking beers
It's been like that for years
Your sister getting her way
And your ex-girls being gay
Whatever the reason
For her hetero-treason
Try the Osama beard
Hell it makes us feel weird
And your queerness starts to flicker
That makes us move quicker
As we alter our stride
You yell out "white pride"
We all run and hide
From the fear inside
Of the teeth and eyes
On the guys
That will beat you down
Onto the ground.

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