A Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee,
croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum,
sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:-


American: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"
Filipino : "Of course."
American: "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them
to Philippines "


American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Filipino : "Of course."
American: "We don't. In the States we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the
peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam
and sell it to Philippines "


Filipino : "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
Filipino : "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
Filipino : "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."